Spudwiser's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[sTARWARSoHMYGOD]

I Left My Burrito In The Microwave

That was the most retarted thing I have ever seen. The faces on the characters were nuts. It reminded me of a really bad anime, somthing around the lines of Pokemon. The fact that it is drawn the way it is adds to the hilarity. No just add a bunch of Transition effects and we have another offical Geroge Lucas film.

xtil responds:

lol ellipse fade

[LR: Prelude]

Ok here goes.

First of all you can barely hear the voices. Along with that problem of mic noise that has not been filtered. Second, the overal faces are animated well, but there are some jagged edges, most likely because it was drawn with a mouse. (Just guessing, I know if you use flash and a pad, he tells me there is a feature for smoothing rough edges)

But i do have to say this. Newgrounds does not need another preview of a movie that will never come. Do you have a timeline? You go to the project section of your website and it says under contruction. Well i guess i shouldn't complain, almost the whole site is under contruction.

Overall, a timeline (Does not have to be spot on) would be nice. Also if you could get rid of the sound of the air passing over the mic when someone speaks (You really hear it when someone says a word with the letter P in it) you have a sweet flash

Well there is my review. No i guess I will sit back and see how many people call it "Gay" because the have no Literary skills and cannot create critisim without the word "GAY". Also notice how i didnt bash the movie because of the few things that I saw wrong? Some people could learn from this (**COUGH**COUGH** Reviewers from GS **COUGH**GOUGH**)

[The HATTA's Rant]

Still Kickin ASS

This was everything i have been saying for years, but no one listened to because it wasing it wasn't put in a flash cartoon, narrated by a squirrel.

[Johnny Casanova]

Great

I really didn't know what to expect when i read the creaters commencts and i figured like most adult submissions on NG it would just be gross but it was a rather enjoyable film and very funny.

Oh an DevilishMew, the Xombie series has Celebrity voice acting. The main character, Dirge, is done my a man who has done many of the old animated files. Gooddamnit i cant think of his name.

[resident evil previw reel]

YAY...Sprites

Well, yes it was pointless, but only because there was no story behind it, but then again there isn't much of a story behind resident evil either. I must admit it was fairly well put together. It is nice to see a sprite movie that doesnt revolve around mario. Good job but your potential as an artist is far better than you think. My reciomendation would be to ditch the sprites and try making it hand drawn... but that would take a lot of time and if you are lazy like me sprites are the way of the future.

Lil-leddy responds:

THanks, I took on board what you said an hour ago & I'm working on some hand made stuff now (does tracing over googled images count?), its hard work you're right, especially since I have a little of the shakes from staying up late and smoking a ton.

Anyway thanks, I'll try my hand at sprites again someday!

[The Ultimate Showdown]

I Laughed, I Cried, I Pissed My Self

First i looked at this movie and said "God the animation sucks in this!" Then i saw Chuk Norris and the movie was saced. Good work, and kudos to the song writer.

[Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie]

Brilliant!!!!!

HAHA! When the arbiter and master cheif ran into the cave the way they ran was priceless hahaha that was amazingly good i hope to see a sequal.

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2]

Dude, your FUCKED

Man how do you come up with this. Wait, i dont want to know, i dont think i need to know whats running through your head. But the move was good.

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy]

Dude....

Dude thats some pretty fucked up shit right there now isn't it. Great work, good job all around.

[Spit the Slimemold 2000]

What In Bloody Hell Is This?

Oh..OH is that a smile, did I just crack a smile.... NO wait, I was just squeazing out a fart.

Yes it was well put together and yes the music was god, but im sorry I just didnt find it funny.